aye yo bb~

One Direction in America..

Normal fans: Yay #WelcomeBack1D !!
Me: OMFG YES YES HOLY FUCKING SHIT TITS THEY'RE HERE THEY ARE IN MOTHERFUCKING AMERICA. THE UNITED FUCKING STATES. NO COCK-BLOCKING OCEAN AND 5+ HOUR TIME DIFFERENCES. THEY'RE IN MY FUCKING CONTINENT. IN 1D WE TRUST. THEY'RE HERE BITCHES. SHIT DICK! GOD BLESS AMERICA! Oh right, almost forgot.. #WelcomeBack1D .... NOW MAKE YOUR PRINCESS ASSES WALK IN THIS DIRECTION TOWARDS MY BEDROOM.